Hello, I’m Rob. And given my name is
60% robot, it’s no surprise that I now build
AI-evolved storytelling systems that query,
compile, and channel every iota of useful
information through my instruction-tuned
filters for clarity, civility, warmth, and wit.
What follows is the way forward.
Hello, I’m Rob. And given my name is
60% robot, it’s no surprise that I now build
AI-evolved storytelling systems that query,
compile, and channel every iota of useful
information through my instruction-tuned
filters for clarity, civility, warmth, and wit.
Hello, I’m Rob.
And given my name is
60% robot, it’s no surprise
that I now build AI-evolved
storytelling systems that
query, compile, and channel
every iota of useful material
through my instruction-
tuned filters for clarity,
civility, warmth, and wit.
Word by well-chosen word,
brand stories and imagery are
increasingly the products of
ever-granular human prompts.
Specificity, as it turns out,
is a badass.
It’s in this vaporous little
space where brands of vision
will now invent advantage.
And so it is, I spend my time
and invest my talent, prompting.
If you treasure big ideas,
as I most certainly do, wisdom
suggests this is where we dig.
Foundational intelligence
As AI is the sum total of eternal wisdom,
there exists now as never before no better
partner with whom to build brands.
Conceptual intelligence
The greatest fact-finder in human history
offers exquisitely well-sourced solutions,
so bigger ideas may become better days.
Compositional intelligence
Enough with the writing off of copywriters.
Why? Creating the prompts for AI requires
clarity and concision. So, yeah, who better?
Customizable intelligence
Here’s the thing with RobAI™ —
everything is possible. And to your benefit,
entirely customizable. Invariably, instantly.
Universal intelligence
By leveraging the global reach of AI,
brands of optimism can become brands of
influence — speaking volumes to billions.
Analytical intelligence
I love the smell of objectivity in the morning.
Every last detail of data is now available and
actionable. Greetings, information overlord.
Organizational intelligence
Inefficiency — lol — that’s just so 2023.
As of 2024, competence is the coin
of the realm in the creative universe.
Computational intelligence
I taught myself to write code — html, css,
and javascript — and from all I’ve learned,
I know enough to let AI rewrite it.
Exponential intelligence
My goal here is simple — use every iota of
AI and all of my abilities to further RobAI™
as an advantage-evolving brand partner.
Foundational intelligence
As AI is the sum total of eternal wisdom,
there exists now as never before no better
partner with whom to build brands.
Conceptual intelligence
The greatest fact-finder in human history
offers exquisitely well-sourced solutions,
so bigger ideas may become better days.
Customizable intelligence
Here’s the thing with RobAI™ —
everything is possible. And to your benefit,
entirely customizable. Invariably, instantly.
Universal intelligence
By leveraging the global reach of AI,
brands of optimism can become brands of
influence — speaking volumes to billions.
Analytical intelligence
I love the smell of objectivity in the morning.
Every last detail of data is now available and
actionable. Greetings, information overlord.
Organizational intelligence
Inefficiency — lol — that’s just so 2023.
As of 2024, competence is the coin
of the realm in the creative universe.
Computational intelligence
I taught myself to write code — html, css,
and javascript — and from all I’ve learned,
I know enough to let AI rewrite it.
Exponential intelligence
My goal here is simple — use every iota of
AI and all of my abilities to further RobAI™
as an advantage-evolving brand partner.
Simple intelligence. RobAI™ is designed to make
the creative product of one person the quantifiable
equivalent of many, while insuring the highest level
of craft across the disciplines of storytelling, design,
and development. Smaller, Faster & Smarter, Inc.
Simple intelligence.
RobAI™ is designed to make
the creative product of one person
the quantifiable equivalent of many,
while insuring the highest level of
craft across the disciplines of design,
storytelling, and development.
Smaller, Faster & Smarter, Inc.
I live by The Three Everythings —
read everything, listen to everything,
write everything down.
The practice of which clears
the path that leads to understanding.
Everything.
And so I completely understand
that AI exists with reasonable concerns
as to, say, not having a conscience.
Enter the humanizers — Boldness,
Kindness, Truth — they define, inform,
and inhabit every one of my ideas.
As such, when I present to you
a body of work, invariably evolved by
AI, it comes refined by a soul.
Mine.
I live by The Three Everythings —
read everything, listen to everything,
write everything down.
The practice of which clears
the path that leads to understanding.
Everything.
And so I completely understand
that AI exists with reasonable concerns
as to, say, not having a conscience.
Enter the humanizers — Boldness,
Kindness, Truth — they define, inform,
and inhabit every one of my ideas.
As such, when I present to you
a body of work, invariably evolved by
AI, it comes refined by a soul.
Mine.
It’s a new way of life as we know it.
One in which an open-minded adman
with an ever-evolving set of solutions
will consistently outcompete global
conglomerates in strategic revelation
and creative ingenuity.
Let’s work together.
And make things that make things
beautiful., respectful., meaningful., better., delightful.
